Bite Me; Tiger

Relationships

eyebehindthescope replied to your post: Get my sniper to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show and we can both laugh our hearts out. -JM

hipstermoriarty:

I hate you boss. -SM

ily 4 rly

even tho you probs mean the other one

but whatevs

You think I could care for an illiterate fool like yourself?

-SM

you probably couldn’t tell the difference between a cock an arse mate.

RP | {Beatrice & Sebastian} Years Before

beatricesong:

It was many years before Beatrice was married, had children. She had a great life, partying, drinking and pulling the hottest guy she can see. Beatrice enjoyed her life never saw herself married, never saw herself having children.

One night she got her self ready for another night. And said to herself “A rich fuck like me ready to party another night.” She grabbed her bag and coat and was ready to go.” So she set off.

She danced for most of the night and decided to go for another drink in another bar before setting home.

It was one of his breaks off from the army, a week. An entire week, of booze, whores and food. Proper food, not that shit you have to boil in a tin can. Late night and half his mates had already passed out, the others? Already pulled in a back alley. As he ordered another drink from the bartender, his eyes fell across the room, to a woman in a very short skirt, very drunk. naturally, he set his sights on her instantly, flashing her his winning smile as he pretended to act coy, and nervous. Forcing a blush as he looked away.

glenmcniven:

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well first off mate, you need to learn to fucking listen. As I already said; it wouldn’t be me calling the shots. -SM

Nooow who’s got the temper problem?

Alright man, alright. Who would, Moriarty?

well at least you’re not too slow. Smart one mcniven. Now, do you need a word put in for you or not.

-SM

glenmcniven:

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Depends mate. It won’t be make making the offer. Could put in a good fuckword or two for you. -SM

Ah, c’mon now. What would y’have me doing… I know what you’re like.

well first off mate, you need to learn to fucking listen. As I already said; it wouldn’t be me calling the shots. 

-SM

glenmcniven:

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well someones got a fucking temper problem. -SM

Ah, no, I was just seeing if I look like the idle fucker I am. Are y’offering?

Depends mate. It won’t be make making the offer.

Could put in a good fuckword or two for you.

-SM

glenmcniven:

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good. you in need of a job then mate? -SM

Does it look like I do?

well someones got a fucking temper problem.

-SM

glenmcniven:

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Don’t piss Moriarty off mate and you’ll be perfectly safe. -SM

Ah, I’ve no intention of doing so.

good.

you in need of a job then mate?

-SM

glenmcniven:

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Blood money; best kind there is. -SM

Well, depends whose blood it is, I s’pose.

Don’t piss Moriarty off mate and you’ll be perfectly safe.

-SM

glenmcniven:

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Do you really think I’d give it up? idiot. Still in the shooting business? -SM

Well, I don’t sell anymore, if that’s what you mean. It got too fucked up, y’know, it wasn’t worth it. I see you’re still in the shooting business, although not quite the same kind, ey man.

Blood money; best kind there is.

-SM

glenmcniven:

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so I did. good fucking times ‘eh? -SM

aye, you’re right there, man. Can’t say I’d thank you for it, but whatever. Are you still smoking then?

Do you really think I’d give it up? idiot. 

Still in the shooting business?

-SM